I Do Hereby Bequeath…

An old poem I came across while looking through some files on my laptop.

I Do Hereby Bequeath.

I do hereby bequeath
all my worldly possessions,
my body,
to anyone who wants them,
except for the contents
of my bowels,
which I want extracted,
encased in perspex,
framed
and placed prominently
on public display,
so people can see
for themselves;

I really was full of shit!

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